Monday, July 24, 2006

The 10 Worst Things About Painting

10 -- The smell.

9 -- Painting while standing in bare feet (it’s darn hot here) and having the plastic drop cloth stick to your sweaty feet.

8 -- Having serious doubts about the colour.

7 -- Drips.

6 -- Dogs who come looking to see what you’re doing and who wag their black hairy tails over a freshly painted spot.

5 -- Painting with white paint while wearing your new black skirt which you bought specifically to wear in Europe in August.

4 -- Cleaning up afterwards.

3 -- Getting paint out from under your fingernails.

2 -- Getting it done and realizing that at least one, if not two more coats will be required.

1 -- This stupid Wal-Mart brand ColourPlace paint brush which sheds bristles all over the place!

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